How to Do Chav Makeup

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Apply lots of foundation

   Make sure not to blend it into your neck, make it as 'mask-like' as possible!
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   Step 2: preferably one that does not match your skin tone.

   Make them lighter than your face. ,, Try to create a spidery effect by applying more mascara over dried mascara.
   
   Curl your lashes straight up to increase the spider effect.
   
   Optional you may apply some dodgy false eyelashes, big and eye popping. ,,, Make it thick and don't fill it in.
   
   You want the dark outline and light lips. ,, Pull your hair up into a tight, high ponytail.
   
   Ensure one strand is free and slicked down your face.
   
   Apply loads of hairspray to make your hair shiny and greasy-looking. ,, Can I ponse a fag off ya? Your Well Jel babes just 'Cause im reem baby' and you're a perfect chav! ,
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   Step 3: Get some concealer and apply it to your lips

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   Step 4: as if it were lipstick.

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   Step 5: Apply lots of eyeliner

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   Step 6: pencil or liquid; you are going for the panda look.

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   Step 7: Apply several coats of mascara

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   Step 8: preferably not waterproof.

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   Step 9: Think about eyeshadow; silver glitter eyeshadow is getting popular for chavs

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    Step 10: or dark pink.

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    Step 11: Slap on some clear lipgloss or Vaseline over your concealer.

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    Step 12: Then line your lips with a dark brown lipliner.

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    Step 13: Put on your gold digger jewellery

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    Step 14: especially your hoop earrings!

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    Step 15: Straighten your hair until it's straight as paper.

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    Step 16: Purchase the brightest blusher you can find

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    Step 17: e.d Dream Matte Mousse dolly pink and apply it to the apple of your cheeks.There's no need to be subtle

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    Step 18: for chavs

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    Step 19: more is more!

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    Step 20: Perfect your swagger

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    Step 21: have a pet and learn some chav language

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    Step 22: like 'yarite babes?

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    Step 23: Finished.

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