How to Act Like a Vampire at School

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: If somebody asks you your favorite food

   Try to stutter and make something up.
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   Step 2: act startled.

   Pretend that you are wide awake. , Still blink though.
   
   Be careful. , If you are secretly cold, wear a jacket. ,, If they ask what is wrong, say nothing is wrong. ,, Stay in the shade as much as possible, inside if you can. also try wearing a little sunscreen so that you smell like it, in case you do need to go in the sun. ,, Try not to eat in front of people during school hours. ,
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   Step 3: Don't yawn or say you are tired.

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   Step 4: Try to blink as little as possible.

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   Step 5: Do not act or say you are cold.

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   Step 6: If someone starts to bleed

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   Step 7: look away and try to hold your breath.

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   Step 8: When someone is too close

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   Step 9: cover your nose and mouth with one hand.

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    Step 10: Walk faster than normal but not too fast or people will get the wrong impression.

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    Step 11: Avoid sunlight.

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    Step 12: Be mysterious.

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    Step 13: Don't complain about being hungry.

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    Step 14: Get a coffee cup or a non-see through bottle and put something that is red that looks like blood so that it is more likely that they would think you're a real vampire.

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