How to Look Like the Men in Black

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Get some black sunglasses

   It can't have anything that looks too flashy, pitch black, dark, no pockets on the outside, just pockets on the inside. fresh pressed white button-up-shirt, no pockets Black dress pants, DO NOT HAVE THEM PRESSED! A super shiny weapon, preferably a Beretta The hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy Fancy pitch black dress socks.
   
   Dress shoes, preferably Dr.
   
   Scholls' they're slip resistant, stylish, durable sole (Good for curb stomping) And most importantly...Black Short shaved hair, and a stern facial glare/expression. ,,,
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   Step 2: make sure they cover your eyes completely;

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   Step 3: Get a fancy looking black suit.

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   Step 4: Know some good self-defense

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   Step 5: and combat capabilities.

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   Step 6: Make sure the clothes you get are baggy

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   Step 7: yet slimming

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   Step 8: so as to allow good movement

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   Step 9: and to stay as anonymous looking as usual.

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    Step 10: Have a sidekick

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    Step 11: like a pug named Frank

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    Step 12: or just rename your dog Frank.

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