How to Win As a Noob at Halo

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Learn the controls and read the manual.

   Doing these things will give you a head start.
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   Step 2: Learn the maps.

   If you know where the weapons are, you will have a big advantage. ,,, Put one massive penalty for team killing.
   
   Use a mode that your friends don't play often, to put you all on a level playing field. , They'll most likely TK and fall victim to the TK penalties above. , Leave a pack of snacks and drinks to confuse them.
   
   It may help you get the drop on them. , The energy sword and shotgun work well. , Try to gang up on one of the opponent players.
   
   Let the other guy take off most of his health, and finish him with the energy sword/shotgun. , With the above weapon combo, you'll be practically unbeatable. , With these three things, you can get the drop on anyone. , Gib with easy. ,, The 'pro' won't be expecting this, so use it! ,,
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   Step 3: Use the Noob Combo

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   Step 4: which consists of a charged Plasma Pistol (which has minor homing abilities and will damage their energy shield) and a Battle Rifle or a SMG in your other hand

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   Step 5: to go in for the kill.

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   Step 6: Give your opponents a high handicap when they aren't looking.

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   Step 7: Swing the game mode in your favour.

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   Step 8: Stack the other team full of noobs

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   Step 9: especially parents and kids that don't play games that often.

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    Step 10: Distract the other team.

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    Step 11: Grab as many close in weapons as possible when you're playing the game.

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    Step 12: Hang with another player who has a Battle rifle or something like them.

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    Step 13: Be patient.

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    Step 14: Get active camo.

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    Step 15: Get in a tank.

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    Step 16: Wait for the end of messy melees and use lots of grenades.

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    Step 17: If you cannot get good weapons

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    Step 18: move slowly and melee people (slow movers don't show up on motion sensors) in the back.

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    Step 19: If you can't win on skill alone

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    Step 20: do some tricky things like switching their controllers

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    Step 21: unplugging ethernet cables

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    Step 22: or turning off TVs.

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    Step 23: Set your movement to a higher speed; If someone attacks from behind you can turn and kill them before they know it.

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