How to Pass Gas in Bed Without Anyone Noticing

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Position yourself on your back

   Try not to call too much attention to yourself.
   
   Be natural.
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   Step 2: lying flat with your hands on your sides.

   Left palm on the left buttock and right palm on the right buttock with the thumbs pointing out away from each other. , You want to do this slowly and until your sphincter is sufficiently open. , They key is to let it out slowly and silently.
   
   Imagine blowing a mouthful of air through loosely pursed lips.
   
   Too fast and strong will cause the lips to vibrate and emit noise.
   
   It's roughly the same effect. ,, You've just emitted gas without anyone knowing. ,
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   Step 3: Slowly slide your hands under your buttocks with your palms placed upward.

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   Step 4: Firmly position the tips of your fingers on the crevice edge of the buttocks and slowly spread your cheeks apart.

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   Step 5: With your sphincter open

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   Step 6: gently push the gas out of your anus by mildly bearing down.

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   Step 7: When you've passed as much gas as you can

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   Step 8: release the buttocks and let your sphincter close back up naturally.

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   Step 9: Congratulations!

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    Step 10: When you get out of bed

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    Step 11: it wouldn't hurt to wash your hands.

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