How to Act Like Charles "Orc" Merriman

Get fit., Be somewhat compliant., Try to scowl a lot., Be quiet., Act kind of lazy., Be loyal., Stand up for yourself., Be proud of your uniqueness.

8 Steps 1 min read Medium

Step-by-Step Guide

  1. Step 1: Get fit.

    You probably won't get arms made of gravel any time soon, but it wouldn't hurt to pump a few weights.
  2. Step 2: Be somewhat compliant.

    Orc usually follows orders, but know your limit. , Orc is rarely in a good mood. , Orc doesn't talk a lot, but when he does, he says exactly what's on his mind, and everyone listens. , When there is nothing to motivate Orc, he is quite content doing nothing. , Orc has very few friends, but he would go to all measures to protect them. , Orc never lets someone talk down to him. , It took Orc a long time to accept his new form.

    Wear your differences like a badge.
  3. Step 3: Try to scowl a lot.

  4. Step 4: Be quiet.

  5. Step 5: Act kind of lazy.

  6. Step 6: Be loyal.

  7. Step 7: Stand up for yourself.

  8. Step 8: Be proud of your uniqueness.

Detailed Guide

You probably won't get arms made of gravel any time soon, but it wouldn't hurt to pump a few weights.

Orc usually follows orders, but know your limit. , Orc is rarely in a good mood. , Orc doesn't talk a lot, but when he does, he says exactly what's on his mind, and everyone listens. , When there is nothing to motivate Orc, he is quite content doing nothing. , Orc has very few friends, but he would go to all measures to protect them. , Orc never lets someone talk down to him. , It took Orc a long time to accept his new form.

Wear your differences like a badge.

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