How to Annoy People on Habbo

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Create a new account.

   Your social status on Habbo is ruined if you go about on your real account annoying everybody.
   
   Make a new account and call it something noobish, like coolboy165243 or hotgurl829456.
   
   If you're using numbers at the end write your user name on a piece of paper.
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   Step 2: Make your new Habbo look weird.

   Completely disobey the rule of looking good when you arent HC.
   
   For the ladies, use bacon hair, the bunny slippers and wear pink a lot (that colour's overused).
   
   For men, dress up as a gangster, with a hoodie, bling and sneakers. , Go for something overused and just plain stupid.
   
   Like 'Ouch, you clicked too hard' and 'I am da gangsta babez'.
   
   Be creative, no-one's going to know it's you! , and 'Aren't I the coolest?'.
   
   They will get so frustrated they will leave the room and delete you from their contact list.
   
   Or you can act like a real newbie and then when they're gone message them stupid stuff.
   
   Victim number one
   - mission complete! , Dance in the middle of the lounge dancing and move to HC's and call them a noob repeatedly.
   
   Keep friend requesting them and insulting them. , Block doors, say stuff like '(username) has a big head' and say LOL to everything people are saying, even if they're talking about Barack Obama. , It lags up the game and will annoy people.
   
   If a Habbo asks you to stop your noobish dancing, say 'HOW?' or 'I CAN'T!' or even better... 'LOL!'. , This just annoys everyone.
   
   It'll be so bad people will yell at you and have trouble with what you are saying. ls dnt s ny vowels s ths wll bg vryn (Also don't use any vowels as this bugs everyone).
   
   If you want to be yelled at type like this. , Ask stuff like 'Where's the space bar?" (while clearly using the space bar) or "OI YOU (username)! Where did you put my orange juice?'.
   
   Be utterly nuts. , Ask random crap like; "Did you eat my burger?" or even just spam the chat with rude words.
   
   You can't get banned by these as far as I know.
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   Step 3: Have a dumb motto.

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   Step 4: Call a guide and ask them the most ridiculous questions like 'How do I move'

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   Step 5: 'Does my bum look big in this?'

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   Step 6: Go to the Habbo Lounge.

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   Step 7: Go to peoples rooms and start a riot.

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   Step 8: Dance everywhere you go!

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   Step 9: Speak in l33t.

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    Step 10: Ask dumb questions.

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    Step 11: Annoy the help members.

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