How to Be Awesomely Awkward
Do whatever you feel would be awkward., Every once in a while just do an awkward body movement or an awkward facial expression., Wear ill-fitted clothing, just not too ill-fitting or inappropriate., Be nice and friendly., Don't mind anyone who seems...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Do whatever you feel would be awkward.
If you mess up then hey, it'll just be even more awkward. -
Step 2: Every once in a while just do an awkward body movement or an awkward facial expression.
If you don't know exactly what that is, just do something that humans don't usually do because it is generally uncomfortable. , For example, wearing a slightly baggy turtleneck can give a person character. , If you're just a mean person, then people will probably make fun of you for your mannerisms, or you may across as strange.
However, being nice to everyone prompts them to get a good impression of you and your unique character. , They are probably just jealous and thinking, "Man, I wish that I could be like that person and do whatever without worrying about ruining my normal person image."
For example " Man I'm so jealous of Ryan Seacrest! Did you see his hands yesterday? They looked just looked so supple!"
Just don't use them all the time, or else you may get annoying.
If your accents are bad, even better! , For example if you are a fifteen year old girl, one day you could just start acting like that old man across the street who likes to make his own jam. , For example: dutch poodle breeding. , For example "Oh my lanta!"
"Gee Wilikers!"
or "Confound it!"
The main reason people convert to awkward is to have fun doing unusual things.
So go enjoy! -
Step 3: Wear ill-fitted clothing
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Step 4: just not too ill-fitting or inappropriate.
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Step 5: Be nice and friendly.
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Step 6: Don't mind anyone who seems to dislike you.
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Step 7: Talk about things that everyone may be thinking but just not saying.
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Step 8: Use varying accents when you talk.
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Step 9: If you're not sure where to start
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Step 10: just take in a completely different personality first and work off of that!
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Step 11: Stay in tune with today's pop culture
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Step 12: but also find some unusual quirky things to like also.
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Step 13: Take up some out-dated sayings.
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Step 14: Most importantly: HAVE FUN!
Detailed Guide
If you mess up then hey, it'll just be even more awkward.
If you don't know exactly what that is, just do something that humans don't usually do because it is generally uncomfortable. , For example, wearing a slightly baggy turtleneck can give a person character. , If you're just a mean person, then people will probably make fun of you for your mannerisms, or you may across as strange.
However, being nice to everyone prompts them to get a good impression of you and your unique character. , They are probably just jealous and thinking, "Man, I wish that I could be like that person and do whatever without worrying about ruining my normal person image."
For example " Man I'm so jealous of Ryan Seacrest! Did you see his hands yesterday? They looked just looked so supple!"
Just don't use them all the time, or else you may get annoying.
If your accents are bad, even better! , For example if you are a fifteen year old girl, one day you could just start acting like that old man across the street who likes to make his own jam. , For example: dutch poodle breeding. , For example "Oh my lanta!"
"Gee Wilikers!"
or "Confound it!"
The main reason people convert to awkward is to have fun doing unusual things.
So go enjoy!
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