How to Be Lazy Around the House
Keep a stool by the kitchen sink, sit back, and gently, with little effort wash the dishes while sitting down., Remember, the chair is your friend., Clean as much of the bathroom as possible from the comfort of your toilet. , When someone cooks you...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Keep a stool by the kitchen sink
For extreme laziness, use a stool or chair that has rollers on the bottoms, so you can glide easily from the table to the sink, without even getting up or moving anything but your arms. -
Step 2: sit back
There are a few chores that can't be managed on your backside, for everything else hoover from the comfort of your office recliner, ,, The more they can see how happy these things make you, the more likely it is they will gladly do it again.
You could say: "No one makes lasagna quite like you, it fills my heart full of wonder, and my taste buds feel like they are dancing on the wings of an angel."The essential rule with laziness is that flattery will get you everywhere! , Spend most of this time doing nothing, but create plenty of mess.
Come up with a set of fictional complications that have made it a much harder job than expected. , When their backs are turned, simply kick back, and relax. , Organize the jobs you are putting off into a hierarchy.
If you need to both tidy your room, and complete a vital work assignment, always opt for the tidying first (even if you do just hide the mess).
The satisfaction of completing an entire task will put your lazy mind at rest.
The lesson here is to always leave the lengthiest jobs till last! , Very subtly, try to sabotage their jobs.
Drop a few crumbs after they have vacuumed.
Sneak in a red sock when they help with someone else washing, and slyly dirty up their dishes the moment they have cleaned them.
However, it is vital to never be caught on a sabotage mission. , Gather in the living room, settle down with a film keeping snacks and drinks to hand. ,, -
Step 3: and gently
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Step 4: with little effort wash the dishes while sitting down.
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Step 5: Remember
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Step 6: the chair is your friend.
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Step 7: Clean as much of the bathroom as possible from the comfort of your toilet.
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Step 8: When someone cooks you a meal
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Step 9: does your washing up
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Step 10: or just brings you a cup of tea
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Step 11: shower them with praise.
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Step 12: Create the aura of a hard worker If a job that takes a few minutes really has to be done
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Step 13: make it last a few hours.
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Step 14: You should ask to be left to it because you want to “get in the zone” in order to do a good job.
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Step 15: Laziness is an art form
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Step 16: and to do it well can take a surprising amount of planning
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Step 17: albeit at a very slow pace.
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Step 18: There is nothing worse than a do-gooder that makes you look worse than you already are.
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Step 19: Convince your housemates that a lazy house is a harmonious house.
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Step 20: Surround yourself with all household remotes
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Step 21: keep a lengthy stick at hand for reaching distant light switches and so on.
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Step 22: Chill out
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Step 23: put your feet up
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Step 24: and enjoy your bone-idleness.
Detailed Guide
For extreme laziness, use a stool or chair that has rollers on the bottoms, so you can glide easily from the table to the sink, without even getting up or moving anything but your arms.
There are a few chores that can't be managed on your backside, for everything else hoover from the comfort of your office recliner, ,, The more they can see how happy these things make you, the more likely it is they will gladly do it again.
You could say: "No one makes lasagna quite like you, it fills my heart full of wonder, and my taste buds feel like they are dancing on the wings of an angel."The essential rule with laziness is that flattery will get you everywhere! , Spend most of this time doing nothing, but create plenty of mess.
Come up with a set of fictional complications that have made it a much harder job than expected. , When their backs are turned, simply kick back, and relax. , Organize the jobs you are putting off into a hierarchy.
If you need to both tidy your room, and complete a vital work assignment, always opt for the tidying first (even if you do just hide the mess).
The satisfaction of completing an entire task will put your lazy mind at rest.
The lesson here is to always leave the lengthiest jobs till last! , Very subtly, try to sabotage their jobs.
Drop a few crumbs after they have vacuumed.
Sneak in a red sock when they help with someone else washing, and slyly dirty up their dishes the moment they have cleaned them.
However, it is vital to never be caught on a sabotage mission. , Gather in the living room, settle down with a film keeping snacks and drinks to hand. ,,
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