How to Spy on People in Your Household

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Draw a map of your house.

   Draw different floors on different pieces of paper. (E.x.
   
   If your bedroom is on the top floor, but your kitchen is on the ground floor, draw them on separate pieces of paper).
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   Step 2: Draw your route on the map with a different color than what you used to make the map.

   Use arrows for movement.
   
   Draw circles around objectives, and use X's for hiding places. ,, For example, If you are crouched behind a corner, keep a coin on hand that you can set it down so you can say "I'm looking for my quarter." Keep it simple. ,, If your clothes are not even close, avoid bright colors and things that will stand out (E.x.
   
   Don't wear black if your walls are white). ,, Avoid wood floors. , That is where stairs are the least creaky.
   
   Same thing with wood floors.
   
   Stick to the wall. ,, For example, if you have to hide in a bedroom with a messy bed, hide under the covers and STAY FLAT. , Try to get the mission back on course.
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   Step 3: Draw at least 1 other plan

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   Step 4: in case one goes wrong.

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   Step 5: Think up excuses for WHY you're spying.

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   Step 6: Get some gear like mirrors

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   Step 7: periscopes

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   Step 8: and short-range magnifiers like toy binoculars.

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   Step 9: Wear clothing that somewhat resembles the color of the wall.

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    Step 10: Breathe silently through your nose.

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    Step 11: Wear socks.

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    Step 12: If going up or down a staircase

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    Step 13: stick close to the wall.

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    Step 14: Stay below the waist level of your target.

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    Step 15: Hide in plain sight.

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    Step 16: If somehow

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    Step 17: all of your plans go south

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    Step 18: wing it.

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