How to Throw up As Comfortably As Possible
Find somewhere to vomit., Make sure you need to vomit., Try to prevent nausea and vomiting before it's too late., Let your body vomit or induce vomiting yourself., Try to hit where you're aiming., Drink something., Know that most vomiting is normal...
Step-by-Step Guide
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Step 1: Find somewhere to vomit.
If you're at home, toilets, sinks and buckets will be your best bet.
Sinks aren't really great because if your vomit comes out chunky, you'll probably have to fish your own vomit out of the drain.
If you're outside, try to get away from people and their belongings.
Nothing makes you more ticked off when some random drunk comes and spews all over your car.
Try to find a forest or an empty lot.
You can throw up on the open ground in one of those areas. -
Step 2: Make sure you need to vomit.
Some people are assaulted with waves of nausea, and aren't really sure that they need to throw up.
In this case, vomiting might not be all that comfortable because it's unnecessary.
Other people know that they're going to vomit — perhaps they've had too much to drink — and purging is an inevitability.
Look for these telltale signs that you or someone else is going to vomit:
Lips turn pale, lose all color.Start sweating, feeling excessively hot.
Start salivating a saltier-than-usual spit.
Extreme discomfort in the stomach.
Dizziness, an aversion to movement. , There are a few things that you can try to do to prevent your body's vomiting response.
Try these before you force yourself to vomit:
Drink small amounts of clear, sweetened liquids such as soda or fruit juices (orange and grapefruit juices are not advised because these are too acidic).Rest either in a sitting position or in a propped lying position.
Activity may make feelings of nausea even worse, leading to vomiting., Your body will do the trick itself if you give it enough time, or if you just want to get it all over with as soon as possible, use the following emetics:
Medications, such as syrup of ipecac, or salt- or mustard-water, can be taken orally to induce vomiting.
Use your fingers to stimulate the uvula.
Take one or two fingers, place them in back of your mouth, and try to touch the uvula, which is the little dangling flap of skin at the back of the throat.
Watch another person vomit.Seeing another person throw up can increase your likelihood to vomit.
While it's difficult to spontaneously will nausea on someone else just to induce vomiting, it is possible to watch videos online. , Now that you're sure you need to vomit, accuracy will be the next objective.
When the vomiting feeling comes over you, get your mouth close to the toilet bowl or container, preventing spray or spillage.
If you're outside, the closer you are to the ground the less splatter you'll produce. , When you're done, drink some water.
It will wash away the acidic taste.
Also, if you have to vomit again, your stomach isn't empty; vomiting with an empty stomach can be very painful. , A very common cause of vomiting is gastroenteritis, an inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract which, while painful, is not a serious medical condition. , Personal treatments are not effective, you suspect dehydration, or a known injury has occurred, causing vomiting.
Vomiting lasts for more than a day, or accompanying diarrhea lasts for more than 24 hours.
For infants, vomiting lasts more than a few hours, diarrhea and signs of dehydration are present, there is a fever higher than 100 °F (38 °C), or if the child hasn't urinated for six hours.
For children over age six, vomiting lasts more than 24 hours, diarrhea combined with vomiting lasts for more than 24 hours, there are signs of dehydration, there is a fever higher than 102 °F (39 °C) or the child hasn't urinated for six hours. , You have severe headaches or a stiff neck.
You experience lethargy, confusion, or a decreased alertness.
You experience severe abdominal pain.
You count a fever over 101 °F (38 °C).
You measure rapid breathing or pulse. , Bulimia is the urge to vomit after eating in order to control weight.
People with Bulimia eat large amounts of food in a short time (binge) and then find a way to get rid of the food (purge).Bulimia is treated with psychological counseling, but is curable. , We all know that eating the wrong thing, or eating too much of it, can cause vomiting.
But how we eat food also plays a part in preventing nausea in the first place.
Eat small meals throughout the day instead of a couple big meals at long intervals.
Eat slowly and chew your food before you swallow it.
Avoid foods that are hard-to-digest, such as dairy, spicy, acidic, fatty, or fried foods.Eat foods that are cold or at room temperature instead of foods that are warm or hot if you find them distasteful. , Giving your body the proper time and adequate position to digest food may help keep you from feeling nauseated in the first place.
Drink liquids (preferably water) in between instead of during meals, and stay on pace to consume between 6-8 8-ounce glasses of water per day.
Keep your head at least a foot above your feet if you decide to rest or sit down after a meal.
Activity may worsen the nausea.
Don't overexert yourself or engage in strenuous physical activity if you think it may lead to vomiting. -
Step 3: Try to prevent nausea and vomiting before it's too late.
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Step 4: Let your body vomit or induce vomiting yourself.
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Step 5: Try to hit where you're aiming.
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Step 6: Drink something.
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Step 7: Know that most vomiting is normal
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Step 8: but some vomiting could present larger medical problems.
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Step 9: Call a doctor or nurse about your condition if: The nausea lasts for more than a few days or there is a possibility of pregnancy.
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Step 10: Seek immediate medical attention if: You see blood in the vomit (bright red or "coffee grounds" in appearance).
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Step 11: Consult with a specialist if you think you may have an eating disorder such as Bulimia.
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Step 12: Eat foods carefully
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Step 13: consistently
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Step 14: and in proportion.
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Step 15: Drink enough and rest properly after a meal.
Detailed Guide
If you're at home, toilets, sinks and buckets will be your best bet.
Sinks aren't really great because if your vomit comes out chunky, you'll probably have to fish your own vomit out of the drain.
If you're outside, try to get away from people and their belongings.
Nothing makes you more ticked off when some random drunk comes and spews all over your car.
Try to find a forest or an empty lot.
You can throw up on the open ground in one of those areas.
Some people are assaulted with waves of nausea, and aren't really sure that they need to throw up.
In this case, vomiting might not be all that comfortable because it's unnecessary.
Other people know that they're going to vomit — perhaps they've had too much to drink — and purging is an inevitability.
Look for these telltale signs that you or someone else is going to vomit:
Lips turn pale, lose all color.Start sweating, feeling excessively hot.
Start salivating a saltier-than-usual spit.
Extreme discomfort in the stomach.
Dizziness, an aversion to movement. , There are a few things that you can try to do to prevent your body's vomiting response.
Try these before you force yourself to vomit:
Drink small amounts of clear, sweetened liquids such as soda or fruit juices (orange and grapefruit juices are not advised because these are too acidic).Rest either in a sitting position or in a propped lying position.
Activity may make feelings of nausea even worse, leading to vomiting., Your body will do the trick itself if you give it enough time, or if you just want to get it all over with as soon as possible, use the following emetics:
Medications, such as syrup of ipecac, or salt- or mustard-water, can be taken orally to induce vomiting.
Use your fingers to stimulate the uvula.
Take one or two fingers, place them in back of your mouth, and try to touch the uvula, which is the little dangling flap of skin at the back of the throat.
Watch another person vomit.Seeing another person throw up can increase your likelihood to vomit.
While it's difficult to spontaneously will nausea on someone else just to induce vomiting, it is possible to watch videos online. , Now that you're sure you need to vomit, accuracy will be the next objective.
When the vomiting feeling comes over you, get your mouth close to the toilet bowl or container, preventing spray or spillage.
If you're outside, the closer you are to the ground the less splatter you'll produce. , When you're done, drink some water.
It will wash away the acidic taste.
Also, if you have to vomit again, your stomach isn't empty; vomiting with an empty stomach can be very painful. , A very common cause of vomiting is gastroenteritis, an inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract which, while painful, is not a serious medical condition. , Personal treatments are not effective, you suspect dehydration, or a known injury has occurred, causing vomiting.
Vomiting lasts for more than a day, or accompanying diarrhea lasts for more than 24 hours.
For infants, vomiting lasts more than a few hours, diarrhea and signs of dehydration are present, there is a fever higher than 100 °F (38 °C), or if the child hasn't urinated for six hours.
For children over age six, vomiting lasts more than 24 hours, diarrhea combined with vomiting lasts for more than 24 hours, there are signs of dehydration, there is a fever higher than 102 °F (39 °C) or the child hasn't urinated for six hours. , You have severe headaches or a stiff neck.
You experience lethargy, confusion, or a decreased alertness.
You experience severe abdominal pain.
You count a fever over 101 °F (38 °C).
You measure rapid breathing or pulse. , Bulimia is the urge to vomit after eating in order to control weight.
People with Bulimia eat large amounts of food in a short time (binge) and then find a way to get rid of the food (purge).Bulimia is treated with psychological counseling, but is curable. , We all know that eating the wrong thing, or eating too much of it, can cause vomiting.
But how we eat food also plays a part in preventing nausea in the first place.
Eat small meals throughout the day instead of a couple big meals at long intervals.
Eat slowly and chew your food before you swallow it.
Avoid foods that are hard-to-digest, such as dairy, spicy, acidic, fatty, or fried foods.Eat foods that are cold or at room temperature instead of foods that are warm or hot if you find them distasteful. , Giving your body the proper time and adequate position to digest food may help keep you from feeling nauseated in the first place.
Drink liquids (preferably water) in between instead of during meals, and stay on pace to consume between 6-8 8-ounce glasses of water per day.
Keep your head at least a foot above your feet if you decide to rest or sit down after a meal.
Activity may worsen the nausea.
Don't overexert yourself or engage in strenuous physical activity if you think it may lead to vomiting.
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