How to Flirt Like Ross Geller

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Attempt to compliment the woman

   Also make sure the woman don't get that you were trying to compliment her.
   
   Here is an example: (This one is the original one by Ross Geller in the Friends episode where he flirts) "I happen to like eight year old boys" (he is referring to a previous event in the episode where the woman he is flirting with said her haircut looked like that of an eight year old boy.
   
   Of course this woman don't remember this and she gets a quite different idea) Once Ross realises what he has said he must try to make it sound right again which brings us to step two.
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   Step 2: but make it sound like you are kind of crazy by saying something very inappropriate.

   Since you are trying to imitate Ross you must make sure you mess it up real bad and make it even worse.
   
   This might be easier if you plan what to say beforehand. , Make sure this backfires.
   
   Here is Ross' example from the Friends episode:
   Ross asks the pizza lady if they make the pizzas in wood-burning ovens, and she replies that they use gas ovens.
   
   Ross then asks her if she knows "that smell gas has" and he goes on and on about how they add the smell to gas. , In the episode, once the pizza lady left he closed the door and said: "Did I just talk to her about gas?" and he realised what he had done.
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   Step 3: Attempt to right your previous inappropriate comment by trying to explain what you really meant to say

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   Step 4: to show her that your intention really was to compliment her.

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   Step 5: Attempt to "restart" the conversation by changing the topic and ask her a question.

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   Step 6: Realise how much you messed it up This is the final step in Ross' flirting.

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