How to Sneak Into Your Partner's House

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: make a plan.

   You and your partner should both know how you're getting in; out; where you can hide if someone's coming and what you say if caught.
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   Step 2: Discuss how you are going to get there

   ,, This can be a hassle, depending on where your partner's room is.
   
   Be sure that there is a place for you to come in, and not to make too much of a racket.
   
   Taking your shoes off upon entry will minimize noise ,, This can be nearly as tricky as entering.
   
   Make sure not to be loud, and be sure not to draw attention to yourself.
   
   Make it fast and don't forget anything, , If you have a security system you forgot to disengage, to say the least, you're screwed.
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   Step 3: if it is walking distance do so

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   Step 4: or find somebody that will drive you and not tell your parents or take a cab(though the driver may ask questions) or bus(he sees strange people every day he won't judge).

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   Step 5: Getting out if you have a security system disengage it

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   Step 6: you will have to catch a bullet later if you don't and don't wake anybody upon exit because they will likely ask questions.

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   Step 7: Getting in.

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   Step 8: Once in the room

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   Step 9: make sure not to drop anything or be too loud in whatever your night's plan is.

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    Step 10: Exiting.

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    Step 11: Get home

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    Step 12: this can be either brain surgery or changing the TV channel with the remote.

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