How to Annoy People on the Computer

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Go to control panel and go to appearance and themes.

   Next you find the mouse section and you set it to go as slow as possible.
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   Step 2: Put a password on their username.

   ,,,,,, Turn volume all the way down. , Your friend will think his/her computer is dead. ,, Then open MS Paint and paste.
   
   Save and set it as the wallpaper and hide the icons on the desktop and the start menu. ,, and uncheck everything under "Desktop icons" then click "OK". exit control panel.
   
   Then you have two options:
   1.place all the icons into an invisible folder on the desktop or
   2. move all the icons somewhere else. 2 is a lot easier. , (If you hear three beeps as you type 255, copy this instead " ".)then move all the other icons on the desktop into that folder. right-click on the folder, , and then look for a blank icon.
   
   Select it > OK > OK.
   
   DONE! ,, Change the cursor speed to very slow or very fast.
   
   You can also check "Display pointer trails" to get a reaction from someone using the computer. , Check "Switch primary and secondary mouse buttons." This will switch left with right, and right with left.
   
   Every time they left click, it will open a menu like the right mouse button does.
   
   You can set the double click speed to the fastest setting and they will have to click very fast to open something. , Set repeat delay to long, and repeat speed to slow.
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   Step 3: Change their desktop picture to something they're afraid of

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   Step 4: or something shocking (e.g.

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   Step 5: spiders

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   Step 6: snakes

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   Step 7: etc...)

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   Step 8: Go to control panel and choose fonts and change it to webdings or wingdings.

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   Step 9: Delete all the website's they went to and delete their favorites.

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    Step 10: Go to control panel and change the mouse pointer to something annoying

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    Step 11: for windows

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    Step 12: a pointer called vanishes disappears.

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    Step 13: Go to control panel

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    Step 14: go to speech and turn on text to speech.

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    Step 15: Go the control panel

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    Step 16: find the sounds and audio devices

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    Step 17: then go to audio in the subcategories

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    Step 18: click volume and a little screen should pop up.

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    Step 19: Go to the monitor controls and see if you can make the brightness to zero..

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    Step 20: Open Microsoft Word

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    Step 21: go to Tools then select auto-correct options

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    Step 22: then you find two boxes for typing....type "e" in the left box and type something funny in the right box and click OK

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    Step 23: Ex: if you typed "Prank" in the right box ...computer will replace all the "e" s typed with "prank".

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    Step 24: Go to the desktop and press Print Screen.

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    Step 25: To hide the start menu

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    Step 26: go to Start > Control Panel > Taskbar and start menu OR Appearance and Themes - Taskbar and start menu > Auto-hide taskbar.

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    Step 27: To hide all the icons

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    Step 28: Go to Start > Control Panel > Display OR Appearance and Themes - Display > "Desktop" tab > Customize Desktop.

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    Step 29: first create a new folder on the desktop

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    Step 30: and when naming it

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    Step 31: hold down ALT and type 255 on the keypad

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    Step 32: making sure numlock is on.

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    Step 33: Properties > "Customize" tab > Folder icons:Change Icon.

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    Step 34: open a random folder

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    Step 35: create a new folder inside that if you want to

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    Step 36: then move all the icons in there

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    Step 37: Go to Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options.

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    Step 38: Go to Control Panel > Mouse > Buttons.

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    Step 39: Go to Control Panel > Keyboard > Speed.

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