How to Be a Gossip Girl Blogging Sensation

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Do your research.

   You want to find a collection of the best subjects to dish all the dirt on-whether they will remain anonymous or not- is your choice. (RE:
   Warnings)
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   Step 2: Hit off hit site with big post on your juiciest subject.

   Mention the mysterious air about them (for best affect,pick someone who went away for awhile,then returned without a word-like Serena). , You want to be caught out after Day 1#.
   
   Get a tech type in that knows their Dells from their Apple's.It may cost a bit to get started if you want top security.
   
   Keep in mind that you can be tracked by email or number- so pick a silent, untraceable number (you can buy disposable,untraceable phones like the TracFone for $60 plus $20 per month to cover the silent number costs!).
   
   They may be a small fortune-but if you catch on to something good,it'll be worth it in the end. ,, A personalised one! Your number will form letters, so pick a title (gossip girl could be taken, so try a different way of spelling it-or a new name,like 'gossip diva'
   
   for a personal touch to your new 2nd life!) ,, Its Upper-EastSide territory here- so quotes from famous poets and people are A-OK- but mention things about your local skate park restoration and how the cat next door is on its last legs- and you've gone from hot new-on-the-market,to yesterdays-news in under 2 days. , The non-commercial type,though! Mention luxury brands and items-Godiva truffles, Oscar de la Renta gowns, Marc Jacobs shoes and M.A.C lipgloss are all good.
   
   Target, Kmart and Super cheap auto references are not cool.
   
   Unless your blog is the Lower East Side tell all. , Gossip Girl packed a punch with titles like 'Roman Holiday'
   
   '17 Candles'
   
   'High Society' and 'The Blair Bitch Project' parodying old movies. , You've got the world at your finger tips.Plug into the 'net and type away....
   
   Any questions? comments? improvements? Just ask me.
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   Step 3: Don't skimp on the details.

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   Step 4: To keep your email address secret

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   Step 5: ask to have your computers email address encrypted

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   Step 6: or Google "How Do i Encrypt my wifi signal making me untraceable'.

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   Step 7: Get a special number for your phone.

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   Step 8: Get Google alerts on things like 'gossip girl' or 'the latest trends'

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   Step 9: Remember to have references to things in New York or Manhattan

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    Step 10: where the show is based.

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    Step 11: There's nothing wrong with product placement.

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    Step 12: Quote titles

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    Step 13: places- inject irony and sarcasm into your posts.

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    Step 14: Be creative.

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