How to Write an Article for the Enquirer

Step-by-Step Guide

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   Step 1: Find a source.

   Think of recent or very old news articles that could be classified in the scandalous or strange section.
   
   Fiction books are good also a good source of stories.
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   Step 2: Think of a headline that will attract attention the moment it is seen.

   Try one like "Bat boy lives!" "The Child Who Saved The World!!!" Try to empathize the shock value with exclamation points.
   
   As if you were in text messaging a friend (e.g. "Oh my god look at her boobs!!!!!!11"). ,, Read a game manual, the credits section should have plentiful names. , State that the victim's blood was A Positive, or that the incident happened at exactly 12:35.
   
   Or that the police officer in the right corner(the one with blond hair) likes strawberry jelly doughnuts. ,,
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   Step 3: Start writing the beginning of your story

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   Step 4: when writing the location

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   Step 5: make it a rural town

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   Step 6: a small city

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   Step 7: just somewhere a lot of people never heard of.

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   Step 8: Make fake names

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   Step 9: if you can't think of any.

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    Step 10: When describing the event

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    Step 11: give more details than the average news story would give.

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    Step 12: Try adding a photo shopped picture

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    Step 13: or one you made at home to take over

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    Step 14: a minimum of 2/3 of the page.

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    Step 15: Publish.

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